This Totally Mysterious Book You Found in This House Where This One Guy Died

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it's raining right now, feel like it's been all summer. it's made it windy and cool though, this morning was heaven, but then there's all those bug bites.

I went to the movies alone last night, trying to conjur up some of the childhood glory,those empty days of summer. for some reason going to a movie on a weeknight was always such a big deal, you went in groups, it was an event, Denny's afterward to eat fries, drink coke. the movie was bad boys II, didn't quite know where the theater was at, God led me to it, not so much as one wrong turn. on the way home, I was all over the place. I think I might've touched down in Madagascar for a brief (insert local dish.)

I was alone. I've felt pretty damn lonely since I moved into my new place. Going to the movies alone used to be a great stress reliever for me, the sound of the projector, popcorn filled cheeks ready to burst. Now that I've had this big relationship which entailed lots of movie outings, well, now movies have become this place, not to seek safety, but more like, a place where you can go with your girl when you're tired of home. The movie was awful, some camera was stuff fun to try to figure out but the acting and the script felt... well, improvised. Gabrielle Union though, hot shit on the platter, foxiest black woman on thee planet. looking at her up close was worth price of admission. aintitcool got me pumped for a blood bath. I saw a klansmen attached to a wire... come on Michael Bay, your productions are the most expensive. Nice cameo, too, idiot. Grrrr. Michael Bay.

Man, I need someone to talk to, someone to flirt wit. I've been in six plays this month and no nook? Why did I get into theater in the first place? Everyone's talking about how skinny I am, well, c'mon ladies! I know that once my punim is up on that screen the tables will turn, brother will they turn. And then I'll have excess and everything'll feel shallow. great. I'm just gonna tattoo gabrielle union to the inside of my eyelids and go to sleep. This is Grumpus McGee signing off! xomc

ps. GC wants me on their Christmas Compilation album. everyone raise a glass and pray for a kickass christmas song from yours truly. this could be my one shot.

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